Dear Sophie,
Oh Sophie, I just love your column! I think your fabulous darling! I had a question about one of your studs. Um. I was wondering if stud #1 was available... He really gets my motor running.
-Hard Loving Canine
Dear Hard Lover,
Sorry honey, he's taken. He won last month and we've been dating ever since. You can have him when I'm done. Or better yet, why don't you just take Geezer, the little white one. You'd be surprised what good things come in small packages.
Dear Sophie,
I am having a bit of a hairball problem. Recently my owner got a new cat and every morning I wake up to find a big ball of crud in my throat. I do tend to sleep with my tongue hanging out and the cat seems to look pretty clean each day. What can I do?
Harry Mouth
Dear Mr. Mouth,
Are you thinking that the cat is using you as a grooming salon? I would recommend you either sleep with a muzzle on or closing your mouth. However, you could leave the hairballs in her food each morning. Maybe she'll get the message.
